We need boxes. So we can make "cars" for our WeatherUndergroundAnticipated Rainy Day . One day after a major alcholic holiday. So how many junk mail fliers will it take to make a paper Yugo? And just so you know we do not endorse nor do we swill cheap wine. It was just the cool color in the last discarded pile of cardboard at the Quicker Liquor.
Read "Tinker, Tom, and the Starbaby" six times before I feigned unconsciousness. The Boy will get a reward of gingerbread shaped pancakes for reading "Little House in the Big Woods". Remember when Ma Ingalls made pancake men? Okay, I didn't either but my mom never made any identifiable food.